I'll Never Be Perfect


beyouandsmile-haley:

He is going to father my children.

Oh I know , & Liam is going to father mine . Hhaah .




<3

<3


Marilyn Monroe &lt;3

Marilyn Monroe <3


Just saying :)

Just saying :)


How My Dad Reacts To My Hickey .

  • Dad : So your mom told me you got a hickey .
  • Me : Uhm .. Yeah ...
  • Dad : Who gave it to you ?
  • Me : *says his name*
  • Dad : Oh damn it , I thought you guys broke up ?
  • Me : We did .. Hahah .
  • Dad : You guys are back together ?
  • Me : Hahah , no .
  • Dad : Oh damn it .
  • Me : Yeah ... Ahah .
  • Dad : Can I see it ?
  • Me : You can barely see it anymore *shows him where it was*
  • Dad : That's nothing ! Tell him to do it longer next time !
  • Me : *shocked* hah what ??
  • Dad : That's week ! It lasted like 2 days , it needs to last atleast a week to be good . That's a pussy hickey . Do it longer & harder next time , pop some blood vessels .
  • Me : *too shocked to speak*
  • Dad : Tell him to give you a better one next time .
  • *dad leaves room*
  • *I sit there in shock*

You gotta love us Volley Ball players ;)

You gotta love us Volley Ball players ;)


some boys dissapoint me .

  • Boy : I wanna hangout with you .
  • Girl : Why ?
  • Boy : I love you & want to see you .
  • Girl : ... Mhm , really ?
  • Boy : Uhm , yeah , of course .
  • Girl : No , you don't .
  • Boy : Yeah , I do .
  • Girl : No , you just wanna fuck .
  • Boy : .... Yeah , pretty much . So you wanna fuck ?
  • Girl : ... Goodbye .
  • I've actually had a conversation like this : /


In love with this song <3

(Source: Spotify)



If you can’t handle my worst , you ain’t gettin’ my best

– Nicki Minaj
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